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My USB Humping Dog - we'll call him Rex - is different than others. For the unaware, immature, young, or naive who happen upon the USB Humping Dog while in the throes of passion, there's an easy explanation. How serendipitous.
Exchanging flirtatious glances. With each electronic thrust the passion and heat of metal-on-metal friction builds.Love alone is enough reason to purchase the USB Humping Dog. He's long had an interest in the USB port.
Now together, Rex doesn't hump the USB port; he makes sweet love to it. Feeling the sexual tension when carried together in a laptop bag. Ever since that chance encounter at the Chinese Electronics Expo he's had a thing for her.
What's more, it's also an age appropriate sex education aid. Similar to what my sister and I told a little girl we knew as children, "My dog really likes to give out hugs."A few tech notes:-Runs purely off of USB power-Does not possess any actual storage space-Only motorized parts are legs-Arms have single rotary movement-Dog has made love for over one hour at a time, and I've had it nearly one year without failure (CRAZY staying power)Buy it for a funny gag gift.
i purchased 2, one of them did not work. funny for the initial laugh, but otherwise a waste of money
Awesome toy, wished it worked.Humped for about a minute, then broke.Just a one minute beagle :/
Watch Video Here: http://www.amazon.com/review/RZJYVFGMPEA44
The product was faulty. When plugged in, it caused my computer to malfunction. Also, when contacting the vendor, he was rude and refused to give me a refund.Horrible and unprofessional.
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